Meeting Dianna Agron

Me: Hi. Fancy seeing you here in this pet shop.
Dianna: ...Oh hi, I'm Di-
Me: Dianna Elise Agron. I know. Are you shopping for Arthur?
Dianna: ...um
Me: It's funny because you're actually going towards the cat section but you're allergic
Dianna: .....
Me: But that's cool because you don't live with Lea anymore. Plus you've always wanted jelly fish right?
Dianna: .............................................
Me: ....I meant elephant. Hey like that film you directed and starred in, can't wait to see it.
Dianna: ................................................
Me: .....................................................loveme...........
*This is exactly how I imagine my first time meeting Di will go